Bar HumBug

BECAUSE I’d been shopping in the CITY all day, WHY NOT tick a B bar off my list?

What’s OPEN on a Wednesday arvo in Melbourne? Bar HumBug! A basement bar, near Southern Cross Station. Let’s go!

WALKED down Little Bourke Street, to this colourful strip – looking warm and inviting.

OK I only stumbled a LITTLE down the stairs, but as soon as I saw the bar (and put my shopping on a SEAT and my HANDBAG on a HOOK) I was SET.

(FELLAS: What do you put on the HOOKS?)

Scanned the MENU, let’s see.. too early for a slippery nipple? maybe something refreshing… A Moscow Mule (please and thx!)

BARTENDERS were chatty, as were the LOCALS who traded stories on how much we LOVE Melbourne and what brought us here..

The Mule> served a big MASON jar, with a PAPER straw was perfect and ginger beery and everything I felt like at the time. It went down well.

Bar BANTER is TOP NOTCH, and to be honest it’s why I stayed for a second beverage (a ginger beer on tap, one of those James Squires, if I recall correctly)

AND Since I left a few CHICK BAR stickers with the crew, have since returned to FIND them at the front door and on the walls – LOVE THIS!

Bar Humbug is one of the FRIENDLIEST places I’ve popped into so far, and THAT is why I rate them a SOLID 4 out of 5 chicks.

They’re also offering a FREE Wet Pussy SHOT with ANY purchase to whoever mentions “Chick Walks Into a Bar” and THAT is why you should LOVE them too.

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